honey bunches of taint.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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