I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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