marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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