No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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