Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Farmville is her only friend.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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