he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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