Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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