Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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