the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
tell me about the fingering
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