So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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