She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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