question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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