Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i out mim tonsoeep
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