I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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