READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i out mim tonsoeep
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