i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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