we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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