you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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