last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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