thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
home. puking in laundry basket.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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