I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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