Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
tell me about the fingering
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