How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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