i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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