Do you still have your period?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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