The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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