So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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