dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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