just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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