She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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