i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
