no you cant smoke seaweed
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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