I cockslap morals
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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