Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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