Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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