Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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