and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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