just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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