just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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