I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Acid is not a monday night drug
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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