I'm really into asian looking animals
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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