This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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