is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Text me some of your sweat
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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