we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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