Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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