like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Congratulations! We have a period
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