she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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