it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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