He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Its about making memories worth repressing
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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