My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
