How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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