The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I want to have your abortion
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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