Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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