Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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