I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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