Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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