Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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