I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
